Man the controls, match the impedance
You've got a full day ahead
Watch for the wormholes, fix yourself breakfast
Dine in your bathrobe instead

And if the vampires darken your doorstep
Offer them garlic and smile
The men in the TV wish to send you a message
That you're not important
Without cigarettes, nicorette, diet coke and high speed internet

You are a star, even if they don't write
A story all about your life
You are a star, even if you don't die
On the evening news at five

Strap on today, you can't trust tomorrow
Just be progressive and brave
You are a floor lamp, who could short circuit
Who could enlighten a dim lit room
A dim wit groom, the man who's stranded in the moon

You are a star, even if they don't write
A story all about your life
You are a star, even if you don't die
On the evening news at five

You are a star, even if they don't write
A story all about your life
You are a star, even if you don't die
In the blink of the public's eye